IWYSB Overflowwwwwww (Part 3)
Your fingers fluttered
Bow like butter melting into
Plucking at my
Heart strings and
Wings seemed to flutter in my stomach because
You’re damn cute
And I’m glad you don’t play the flute a
Violin is sexier
Your smile stretched a whole year
From ear to ear, dimples rising like
The sun, man…
Maybe next time I’ll introduce myself.
When: a wednesday
Where: Slade open mic
I saw: a sexy violinist
I am: an adorable artist, looking for some lovin’
It was your smile and crystal clear laughter that caught my eye
We were walking forever under the blue sky.
I was one good guy ready to fly high
With you at my thigh we would zip on by.
But alas, I am too late.
And you seem to already have a mate.
However even that, I am told, is up for debate.
If only it was girls that I could translate.
We had a thing at the beginning of the year
You and I, we both liked Root Beer.
And yet, something did seem to appear out on the frontier,
I thought I could be your engineer.
I sit here thinking night by night
about whether or not I am still in your line of sight.
And though I cannot, I would rewrite our late blight.
For I am still here, wishing I could be your white knight.
When: Every day
I saw: A pretty lady
I am: The one and only
IWYSB Overflowwwwwww (Part 2)
I squirmed into the seat between those two sweaty boys
Looked up at your big blues and felt the joy
I gazed upon your face, smooth and clean
You are the greek god in all of my dreams
Taking a double take, I saw most what I feared
A facial faux paus: the dreaded neck beard!
Shave it up in the loo
and I’ll come on to you
When: Drowsy Wednesday Morn
Where: CATS shuttle of love
I saw: a bearded beauty
I am: pining for you
Grrrl I been Chasein’ you
Through my dreams.
Your red hair like fire,
Your freckles like rubies,
Oh how I want you
To come knockin’
When: Sat night/Sun morn
Where: Our party
I saw: Not enough
I am: Next door
IWYSB Overflowwwwwww (Part 1)
We had a bunch of extras this week, the rest will come out on Monday and Wednesday…
sexy joseph gordon-levitt lookalike,
you’re from the place that 350.org did just bike.
i see you studying chinese from the next table.
i want you so so so bad, if you are available.
you’re always listening to tunes on your iphone.
come to my house and i’ll make you moan (…with pleasure).
let’s get together, far away from the library,
and away my heart you will carry.
When: MWF before 11:30
Where: tables on the first floor
I saw: the finest studying zach of them all
I am: a distracted and staring lady
You are gorgeous
Sitting next to the center table thing
In bio lecture.
Where: Marsh 215
I saw: A gorgeous brunette
I am: Jealous of the guy you sit next to.
IWYSB TUMBLRAMA PART ThRe3 (Insane Crazy Edition Part 2: Insaner, Crazier, and IN YO FACE))
so, i wrote you one a while ago
& i’m writing you one again
because alluvasudden, i’m seeing you
so i’m taking that as a sign
that we should maybe chill
before the year is over
because i won’t be back next Fall!
last time … we were both outside —
your friends had hula hoops.
my friends had a hookah.
i KNOW you fucking peeped me, so quit faking and say Hello!
When: Sooo many times.
Where: Sooo many places.
I saw: a lip ring, again.
I am: always at the Amp.
Chitty 3 RA, why are you so god damn fine?
You play soccer and just keep running through my mind.
I wish I had the courage to come up to you and say,
But I don’t, so here is the only other way.
Let’s meet up and have some fun
So I can finally call you my loved one,
I hope this is not overdone but anyway,
I am just a walk away, okay?
When: On the reg
Where: Chitty 3
I saw: My dreams
I am: Your reality
your cheetah print hair made me purr
I just want to caress your soft chest fur
your rapping at Slade
made me wanna get laid
and your tight red pants
have me begging for a lap dance
let’s get it on
fire escape at dawn??
my poetry may be shitty
but you know I’ll be your sex kitty
When: too many to name
Where: everywhere and every way
I saw: words can’t begin explain
I am: your cheetah girl
OH hey i see you everywhere.
I want you so bad.
you smile like the brightest star in the sky.
your eyes make me want you to be mine.
you glow everywhere you go.
i want to go wherever you go.
boy i want you bad.
can you please be mine.
When: Almost everyday
Where: Jeanne Mance, Street, EVERY WHERE
I saw: pretties/sexiest man on earth.
I am: yours
IWYSB TUMBLRAMA PART TWO (Insane Crazy Edition)
Boy, you are so fine
We happen to workout at the same time.
I would love to go on a date
You look sexy when you lift that weight
I hope our date is not a bore
Maybe our clothes will end up on the floor
I saw: a sexy, shy man
I am: a single runner
While you’re a little less Muppet,
You’re still plenty of Jew.
You work well with a pipette,
And your hands are soft too.
I love it when you wear your cow shirt
(it’s the only one you own).
Will you be my central dogma?
The thought makes me want to moan.
I see you in your window,
When I spy from the Davis Center.
An A++ in Bioinformatics?
You must be as smart as Craig Venter.
I want you. SO BAD!
So let’s get together.
You’ll quickly see,
We’re two birds of a feather.
When: every day
Where: home economics building
I saw: a sexy Jew Muppet
I am: hot for science
i’ve been thinking about you for quite some time
so here i go, attempting to rhyme:
a relationship for the rest of my life, i seek
because it is only about you that i can speak.
the night that we meet i may not remember
the official countdown began on one day in november.
ever since then i have been more than excited!
so from you, my dear friend, i hope not to be spited.
When: cinco de mayo
Where: dtown btown
I saw: an imminent bday bash
I am: almost legal
I was too sober and you were hanging with some shorty (literally)
first sig phi and now bailey howe 2nd floor
drop the girl and find the light
your brown hair is beyond desireable but nothing is better than your bold framed eyewear.
although i have glasses too i can assure you our glasses clanking together would not be the loudest noise coming from my bedroom.
When: tuesday and last friday
Where: sig phi/ BH
I saw: a BFE wearing lad
I am: lookin to get a clearer view
My job is taking me away,
But it’s here I’d like to stay,
What’s a summer without friends?
You’re just so lonely at day’s end.
Until now we lived without care,
And don’t forget the laughs we share.
The boys, the toys, the nights at Dirty9
All-nighters and coffee to meet that deadline.
But my options are few,
And my weeks left are two,
So here’s my final plea,
Won’t you please come visit me?
I saw: some amazing people
I am: going to miss you
IWYSB TUMBLRAMA PART UNO
I walked by you and you asked me
if I found where I was going.
I had no idea what you were talking about,
so I said yeah and walked away.
I should have stopped to get your name,
but I felt awkward and kind of lame.
I have a bad memory but I’ll remember your face
So please walk by me again on campus or some place.
What I’d do for another shot
To start a conversation cause I think you’re real hot.
When: Afternoon after 4/20
I saw: should-be smokeshow
I am: intrigued
A song for you whose name means song:
I long to give what you deserve,
Alas to court you would be wrong,
Another woman has my love.
As for the loss of your boyfriend,
I hope your sadness soon will end.
Your laugh alone could cure all grief;
Your beauty is beyond belief.
When: MWF 3:00
I saw: a recently single blonde
I am: your secret admirer
Ever since I met you in ENVS 2 lab
I can’t help but want you oh so bad
That stylish scarf, that perfect hair
have me craving more of your hipster flair
I love it when you talk dirty (energy) and trees,
Our direct eye contact makes me weak in the knees
I know you coach girl’s bball, but i want to learn more
Holler at this hoopster,
I promise you’ll score.
When: Urrry Wednesday
Where: Don’t play coy
I saw: HOW DON’T I REMEMBER YOUR NAME?
I am: Too late?
From the minute I saw you at the Naked Bike Ride
I knew that I wanted you inside…
Now I want nothing more
Than for you to be my sexy conquistador.
Try as I might, I just can’t help but stare
At your perfect ass and your messy, sexy blond hair.
Our dates at Ben and Jerry’s I savor,
But you’ll always be my favorite flavor.
This past year has been the best that I’ve had,
And babe, I still want you so very bad.
When: All the time
Where: In bed
I saw: A sexy Spanish man
I am: A Latin lover
IWYSB Parties and Bathrooms
I might be just a freshman
And there’s not much I can do
To snag you, you army hottie
In that sexy ACU
I don’t know if you remember
but you mixed me up a drink
15 minutes from the campus
out in Colchester, I think.
Your looks just keep me staring
and if this is obvious
You will know that its for you
and that your name is from Texas.
So assuming you remember
The few times that we have met
Ditch PT and come and find me
I’ll be waiting for you, cadet!
When: not often enough
Where: off campus
I saw: a cutie in camo
I am: wanting you
I’m glad speech isn’t a trait of bathroom walls,
For then our love making would be known by all,
My sensual thoughts of your fine physique,
Would be thought by all if these stalls could speak
If toilet paper were a sacred scroll,
It’d tell tales of passion in every roll,
If public bathroom sinks could critique,
They’d find no flaws in our technique,
But walls just stain and sinks just leak,
So all that is known is creak…creak…creak.
When: before taco night
Where: the mens room
I saw: the light
I am: dead serious.
IWYSB Spelling Bee
You spell your name with a ‘K’
most spell it was a C
You are a very sexy he
I am an even sexier she
Please hear my plea
Do not be so absentee
You are so full of beauty
With your brown eyes and long hair
Your muscled physique is also quite rare
Sometimes I see you at the Gym late at night
Pushing the barbell with all your might
Other times I see you in Health and disease prevention
Should I mention we share another class?
When: T/R 1-4:00
Where: NFS class; gym
I saw: a sexy male model
I am: a hot godess
IWYSB Downtown Duo
You fell to your face coming down the back stairs at a party on Main. Stumbling to recover yourself, the sudden urge to urinate overcame you, as you proceed to ask me (complete stranger at this point), to shield you while you let the clam flow. As we gingerly chit-chat to your unusually long pee, you begin to thank me over and over again as your hold yourself up with the back of my pants. I now, seeing most of you, getting your name, and having you tell me you want to have my babies consider myself a semi-stranger. Glad to help and perhaps we shall meet under such circumstances again.
When: Saturday Night
Where: Party on Main St.
I saw: Girl with a Yellow Skirt
I am: A Helping Hand
i saw you pass at the intersection. i went way out of my way and pushed my legs as hard as i could to catch up to you to try to make side-by-side conversation. lets grab coffee sometime? or maybe some chain lube?
When: sunny saturday
Where: s prospect st
I saw: a beautiful winded woman cyclist
I am: jersey’d out on a trek
Dear Hot RA,
I see you on walks a lot, you look pretty fly all decked out with your polo and all.
Are residents really not allowed to hook up with their RA’s? I am trying so hard,
but I just can’t seem to get a stir from you. You have a really nice smile and beautiful eyes (:
I’ll see you around! XOXO
Where: On Campus
I saw: Hot RA
I am: Hot Resident
Where are all the hot men on campus?
When: Every day
I saw: Nothing
I am: An Athletic Hot Male
i’m at the library a lot and don’t know how i haven’t noticed you before.
we locked eyes for a minute and you definitely noticed me too.
it was already obvious by the way i looked at you
but i wanted to publicly proclaim
that i want you so bad.
When: tuesday afternoon
Where: the library reserve desk
I saw: beautiful brown eyed bearded hunk
I am: short haired blonde in a too big sweater
Dear Officer Bailey,
I don’t remember much about the night, i asked you to handcuff me to my bed, however all you wanted to
was search my room. I really like a man in uniform and your dog is just so cute, we should all cuddle (;
I know you have a girlfriend, but trust me, I would be the most fun you’d ever find. Maybe this weekend I can take a ride in the back of your cruiser with Dozer, I’ll bring the treats and you bring your baton. I’m considering lighting up again just to see your face and your gleaming badge across my peep hole. If you want to bring your entourage I wont mind if they watch, but all I want is you.
Where: My room, your cruiser.
I saw: Mister Officer
I am: Every Girl…we follow you
I knew right away I digged your look,
Even though some may call you a wook.
I’m all for romantics,
But maybe not semantics
Forgive me for my uncreative prose,
But I really want you to scratch my toes.
You define flower power,
Even if you don’t shower.
You’re everything in a small package,
I just want to give you some sackage.
I believe with all my might,
With the idea of love at first sight.
We share a passion for Bisco
Although I’d still take you to the disco
Just give me one chance,
I promise my love will make your heart do the Moma’ Dance
When: A few times
Where: First at Nectars
I saw: a wookie goddess
I am: Kind of a spaz
IWYSB - Daily double
I see you at the rock all the time,
guess what.. I’m a girl that can rhyme!
Your confidence is sexy as hell
and I want you to make me yell.
I’m not gonna lie your girlfriend’s cool,
But I’m just tryin to make you drool.
You live below me in millis,
If you give me a chance you’ll find out I’m the illest.
I spent a lot of time in the car with your boy,
I just wanna make you my toy.
You just became a recent download so
you’ll definitely see me at your next show.
If you come to play…
I promise Your gonna have a good day!
When: errrrr damnn day
Where: the rock/millis
I saw: a fly white boy with fresh hats
I am: a beach blonde babe
Everyday in the heat,
you made me burn with eyes so sweet
hour after hour you made me smile,
I knew I wanted to be with you awhile,
Too soon time ran out and we had to part ways,
but I still think about you day after day.
I don’t want to sound overly sappy,
but to see you again would make me very happy
I saw: a man who knows what to say
I am: a girl terrible with words