I’m looking for two people in this whole state
one has blond hair and is dating a BATES
the other likes to write me dirty poems and tuck me in at night
both of them know that I do like to bite
regardless of that fact, I wouldn’t mind the two of you in the same room with me
who wouldn’t want a to be a group of three?
two is better than one and you both know three is better than two
it’s been awhile since all of us have had nothing to do.
but not being all together really does SUCK
so this weekend let’s not give a fuck
let’s do something super silly and dumb
as long as were together you know it will be fun!
I was thinking we could convince our fourth member to join us here
or maybe we could go see our dear
I know all of us need each other as of late
so screw everyone else and lets go on a four person date.
When: not enough these days
Where: tuppa quattro
I saw: my two besties with one missing
I am: winkwink
I am a true Vermont girl
Raised to be independant-
A feminist of sorts
And I do not favor
Your disrepectful courts.
I was walking to lunch
When I heard you whistle-
Just two notes, high to low,
(Some may call you a wolf)
But they stick like a thistle.
It was for my white lace skirt
But it made me groan-
I wish you could see that
I want you so bad
To leave me alone!
When: last tuesday
Where: infront of the Marketplace
I saw: three boys
I am: annoyed
I was feeling more than a little glad
for i thought i’d written well with my pen
but with myself i have grown a bit mad
as I noticed I messed up on the “when.”
Now, I know I soon need to fix this mess
and pray to all you read this lovely mag
for then, I may still have a chance; unless
you believe my intent is just to brag.
So girl I saw wherever I would turn
and who shares my math class with Kudrle,
I hope that you, when our class next adjourns,
are curious enough to talk to me.
Next time you have math 19, you may find
a shy guy with whom you could share your mind
Where: still votey 207
I saw: the same rosie cheeked girl as i saw last semester
I am: a now embarrassed blond guy